And I I want to be your lover baby I want to be your man I want you to understand and I want to be your lover baby I want to be your girl blow a kiss and change the world

just watched four lions with my brother whilst eating left over easter eggs that my other brother and his wife never claimed..i'm going to read suetonius in a minute because i finally finished tacitus yayay

Lyrics: lover / devendra banhart

If I get you in the loop when I make a point of being straight with you then in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't want to beat around the bush

i'm fairly sure that my mum has become addicted to mint aeros..she buys them in bulk and hides them and there's hell to pay if you get too close to her mint aero i'm telling you

Lyrics: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo / bloodhound gang

That if you say goodbye today I ask you to be true because the hardest part of this is leaving you

someone left a bag of maltesers on the coffee table and they're not mine but i keep on eating them and there's only like twelve left and i feel really bad..

Lyrics: cancer / my chemical romance

Next thing we're touching you look at me it's like you've hit me with lightning

my friend B really loves desserts and basically all we talk about is desserts because we share the same passion for chocolate cake and cheesecake and a million other types of cake and the same opinion that fruit deserts (with the exception of lemon) are a waste of time

and she's 18 in may and i thought we could go to this fancy restaurant which specialises in cakes and desserts we could do their chocolate challenge where you have to eat like a slice of chocolate fudge cake chocolate ice cream two types of fresh cream and two chocolate sauces with a hot chocolate drink if you do it you get it free and you get a medal and more chocolate

we would be SO sick but i know that she would give it a go hahahaha

Lyrics: starry eyed / ellie goulding