Inside out upside down twisting beside myself stop that now because you and I were never meant to be I think you'd better leave it's not safe in here I feel a weakness coming on

i was english literature today and my friends came in and one of them said 'i was reading this magazine and there was a woman in it who sold her dirty knickers to men on the internet and she makes £100 a day and about £7000 a month..would you sell your dirty knickers?'

for that money i so totally would, which is what i said to her and then we got onto a discussion about what you would/wouldn't do for a million pounds and the conclusion is

there is not much i wouldn't do for a million pounds, no exaggeration whatsoever just like my friend T whilst our other friends were much more cautious

i mean it shouldn't have come as such a shock to them considering i'd sell a stranger my dirty knickers for £100

does that make me a bad person i don't know haha

Lyrics: the walk / imogen heap